Just some photos

That dog was delicious! 

traditional Korean folk village

Traditional Korean tight rope bouncing man. Apparently he was quite the comedian in addition to being able to bounce on a rope, not that we understood, but the crowd were lapping it up. 

Traditional Korean Lord and Lady.

Traditional Korean go-kart, poorly constructed. None of the wheels are equal size and it was pretty slow down the hill.

Traditional Korean Bathtub. Actually proved faster down the slope than the previously mentioned Traditional Korean go-kart.

DMZzzz

A while back we went to the DMZ and found our flag for supporting Korean during the Korean War. It appeared to have been sabotaged by some Australians and was instead showing their flag. The North Korean tunnel showed us about how short North Koreans are, which was confirmed by the nurse I tutor who went to North Korea for work and said the women are more pretty than us, and the men are more shorter than Korean men. This probably succeeds in making them even sneakier. 

This is me with a North Korean beer. 

Communists make beers just as poorly as regular Koreans.

The New Zealand national Beer Pong team warms up for the biweekly beer pong cup.

Halloween

Halloween was an excellent excuse to wear highly risque spiderman suits to school and be applauded for it. Spiderman did however have to deal with a fair amount of abuse due to the fact he had been indulging in a little too much beer and was a little out of shape in the stomach and the man breast area. Also the buttock was targeted because no one could remember Toby McGuire's being as prominent in the film as mine appeared to be. But all this aside, Spiderman was adored by most and spent most of his morning fighting off various other superheroes, all of whom were no match.

Another tendency of Korean children when they see large, rounded, blue objects is to smack them with such fervor that is remarkable for a 6 year old. Unfortunately my previously mentioned buttock in combination with the spidey suit became such an object, that, was so loved to be smacked that in the afternoon I was forced to wear pants overtop of the suit and stand during my lectures.  In addition to this affliction, my groin area, while no where near as prominent as the buttock also received undue attention in the form of children's palms and fists. It was at just all too perfect height unfortunately, and let me tell you, no matter how cute a little Korean in halloween dress is, it is hard not to punch them in the teeth after removing their fist from your spandexed package. 

Penny was dressed as the far safer option of the bumblebee. We were easily the best dressed people there and out of the four Spidermen I saw, my suit was the tightest, so I'm going to say the best. We made a jack-0'-lantern, which was quite successful and now rotten, to take to school with us, which amused my children, especially the game where they blow out the candle and then I relight the candle and the game repeats until finally spiderman is forced to unleash some strangulation. We played group games in the auditorium, where I was almost as confused at what to do as the 100 kids were,  the highlight being a highly confusing pigeon english ghost story, that no one except possibly the reader understood.  

Back row:

Bee, Batman, Korean Cartoon, Dracula, Harry Potter, Dracula, Red Power Ranger, Witch.

Front row:

Princess, Princess, Princess, Princess, Butterfly Princess.

The Jack-o-lantern!

economic CRISIS!

Wall street jockeys on the way to a roundtable meeting. "PAC-MAN DEFENSE!"